Fail Hard App Reviews

Was completely enthralled with this game until I found certain mechanics to be so clunky it was almost unplayable. The hand that catapults you on certain levels triggers with something apparently unknowable. Sitting on, jumping on, crashing into with the bike, just Johnny, or both, nothing seems to reliable trigger them and some will trigger early or late making it a very frustrating level mechanic. Upon getting to the rocket levels, nothing of their function was explained, and I found that the depleting nature of the rocket (only 50 uses and many levels require ~10 uses) made it difficult to make multiple attempts on the levels. The rockets are extremely weak and require expert timing, but in a game with such randomness inherent in its simulation (very little consistency in impact to bike destruction, jumps sometimes scooping you backwards, etc) these features hinder gameplay. In short, having to dicker with mechanics and buy a depleting stock of resources required by levels makes me not want to play this when there is so much else out there that is simple enough for a true pick-up-and-play. The game is engaging and unique but too demanding of the user.

Wow I wanted this game and now I can get it you had it on the play store now on iOS thats great

Awful lag holy cow its crappy

It aint that gooooood |/ 0

Its boring in my opinion

Great game, awesome physics, but the controls are reversed. Im not actually sure if its on purpose, but the picture in the control shows the guy leaning back, and when you press it you lean forward. That is confusing and needs to be fixed

This game is boss but it crashs a lot ever time i try to load level 2 it gets to 85% then it goes off the app its a great game but it keeps crashing can you please fix it.

More people would play the game if it stopped shutting down after the first level. Please fix this so I can actually play the game.

Its very glitchy and we should be able to change character. Please fix the glitch then Ill give it 5 stars.:(

The game is ok. There is not many bikes or characters to choose from.

Reverse would be great, more bikes, more clothes, more characters, more mods... You get my point. And not to be offensive, but the jokes on the loading screen are boring...

I dont like this game because it doesnt have instructions and its hard to play with all of the weird controls

Boring bad game would not recommend it lag is bad and always crashes

Iffy graphics (not very clear) but awesome physics and amazing 3D usage.

The texts are inhumanly possible to read

Its a great game, but on older phones such as my iPhone 4, it has a bit of startup lag. As for the content, I feel as though it could have a little more extra content like more vehicles. Although, its a new game so that will probably come with time. 4/5 stars

Theyve spoiled a great game with a terrible sound effect that loops every 2-3 seconds. I think its supposed to be someone saying something. Whatever it is, it needs to go!

This game lags, it gives u adds when u r trying to load the game!! Then lags out for 5 mins!!! I only gave it a 1 because I hav too!!!! DONT GET IT!!!

Hill climb by fingersoft is brilliant, but this one falls short, looping sounds bad, too short tracks, too hard to save money for upgrades.

This is a really great game, you earn money quickly, simple but addicting, passes time and lots of levels with a good challenge, but the character is constantly leaning forward and I cant change it. Please fix this bug.